"LE GABON ENERVANT" OR "ANNOYING GABON"

      English version   Charles Mba, Gabon's Minister of Public Accounts and Debt, explains that the IMF and the World Bank do not know how to calculate Gabon's debt ratio when they say that it is more than 70% of the country's GDP. According to Charles Mba's Gabonese-Gabonese arithmetic, this rate would be 54%. But did the he demonstrate it to us on the blackboard, so that the idiots we are could understand? Oh no; we have to accept it like that! Anyone who refuses to accept Charles Mba's explanations is simply not patriotic.   Since August 30, 2023, C'BON says that he has built 1950 kilometers of roads either asphalted or concrete. But we idiots can't count, on the basis of the work we can verify, that this quantity of roads built or redone exists. To which the Oliguists reply that it is we who do not know how to see and count; They see these 1950 kilometers of roads. When we insist on telling them that this figure put forward by C'BON ...

      English version   In a few days, C’BON will be inaugurated as the sole leader of Gabon. Under the new constitution, he will be the first Gabonese emperor.   Now that we are told that 95% have elected C’BON as president, we must ask ourselves if these Gabonese only realize what they have done? You see, a democracy is characterized by several centers of decision. There are in fact lots and lots of smaller hubs and centers where decisions are constantly being made: private corporations, private businesses, voluntary associations, individuals, etc, making lots of decisions and constantly exchanging information without these decisions ever having to pass through the head political center at the top. In a democracy, there's no single center that dictates everything.   A dictatorship however, has a very different information flow as the emperors and the autocrats demand that they approve everything and nothing ever get authorized without ...

  Here is the giant screen of the home stadium of FC Cincinnati in the USA   Voici l'écran géant du stade du FC Cincinnati aux USA

      English version   B'CON and his team tell anyone who will listen that they embody the beginning of the 5th Gabonese Republic. We want to laugh, but this type of intellectual lapse is serious because it discredits the reason of those who govern us.   The concept of political changes resulting in new republics comes to us from France by virtue of its history. To date, France has had five republics due to a political history marked by specific periods of revolutions and changes in the forms of regime. Each republic was established in response to the specific crises and needs of the time. Here is a summary:   1.                   The First Republic (1792-1804) was born out of the French Revolution and the abolition of the monarchy. It was marked by great instability, the Terror and finally ended with the rise of Napoleon Bonaparte and the proclamation...

  English version  Have you ever noticed how in successful countries the people running it are always calm and collected? How even when they have difficulties they remain focused and never give in to anger and irrational thoughts and solutions? Have you ever noticed that around you, angry people struggle in life, while positive people tend to thrive? Have you ever asked yourself why? Because dear readers, success thrives on focus and positive energy, not frustration. Channeling your energy into action and strategy is key. How do you keep your mindset focused on your goals, and where can you apply more positive energy? Because success isn't built on frustration, it's built on focus. Successful people understand how to channel their energy. They don't waste time complaining; they invest time creating. Instead of anger, they've chosen action. Instead of frustration, they've chosen focus. Version française   Avez-vous déjà remarqué que, dans les pays prospères, les diri...

  English version Pope Francis wrote this in the Hospital.  “The walls of hospitals have heard more honest prayers than churches... They have witnessed far more sincere kisses than those in airports... It is in hospitals that you see a homophobe being saved by a gay doctor. A privileged doctor saving the life of a beggar... In intensive care, you see a Jew taking care of a racist... A police officer and a prisoner in the same room receiving the same care... A wealthy patient waiting for a liver transplant, ready to receive the organ from a poor donor... It is in these moments, when the hospital touches the wounds of people, that different worlds intersect according to a divine design. And in this communion of destinies, we realize that alone, we are nothing. The absolute truth of people, most of the time, only reveals itself in moments of pain or in the real threat of an irreversible loss. A hospital is a place where human beings remove their masks and show themselves as they ...

English version In Gabon, many are asking for something called "taxi for the Gabonese." Very well, however, those who shout it have the following peculiarities: 1- Their bread every morning is purchased on credit from the local Malian merchant, whom they beg every month for credit extensions. 2- This daily bread is delivered to the Malian by a Lebanese wholesale baker whose employees are all Boukinabe or Togolese. 3- This Gabonese has his fine suits cleaned by a Mauritanian. His wife buys her hair from a Cameroonian. 4- At the gas station, a Beninese fills up this gentleman's vehicle. 5- To read the newspaper L'Union, this Gabonese buys it from a Senegalese.  6-To watch the Champions League, Beninese people come to install Canal+ equipment for him. 7-At school, his children's teachers are often Beninese. 8-In the evening, when he fulfills his marital duty, this Gabonese man's naughty antics are consumed while a Burkinabe guard stands up in front of his gate. E...